A Curse…

I just cursed a friend thus:

god is a witness to your crime. you will eat more salt than what is prescribed for a man of your body mass with your activity profile and consequently you will have to drink more water and piss more and in one such visits to the loo, you will become obsessed with the idea of painting your toilet bright candy pink and in the process of the said painting, dunk your finger in the paint and draw hearts on the toilet seat just as your best friend walks in to find out doing that, takes a photo and sends it to all your friends.


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