Musings – Abhay S. Kushwaha

There have been times when I’ve wondered why I read The Register. Then comes along a report like “Student constructs hamster-powered mobe charger” with gems like

We’ve often wondered for what purpose exactly hamsters were put upon this earth, and now we know: to charge mobile phones.

and

Perhaps if he’d knocked together a desktop cold fusion reactor powered by supercharged, neutron-emitting guinea pigs suspended in deuterium gas he might have earned himslef an “A”.

which seem to answer the question perfectly.