Musings - Abhay S. Kushwaha » Humour http://blog.kushwaha.com Things from, of and about the head on the shoulders. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:09:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 15 Unfortunately Placed Ads http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/15-unfortunately-placed-ads/ http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/15-unfortunately-placed-ads/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:51:29 +0000 Abhay S http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/15-unfortunately-placed-ads/ Context: sometimes it does funny things. Here are examples of 15 ads that happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. (via. AdLand) Some of them are hilarious.

]]> http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/15-unfortunately-placed-ads/feed/ 2 The Darjeeling Limited http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/the-darjeeling-limited/ http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/the-darjeeling-limited/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:22:50 +0000 Abhay S http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/07/27/the-darjeeling-limited/ Forgot who sent me here but there’s no way I am going to miss this movie.

An emotional comedy about three brothers re-forging family bonds. The eldest, played by Wilson, hopes to reconnect with his two younger siblings by taking them on a train trip across the vibrant and sensual landscape of India.

The trailer is delicious.

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Nice, huh?

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]]> http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/06/04/indian-cricket-teams-new-coach/feed/ 0 Some Weather Fun http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/02/14/some-weather-fun/ http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/02/14/some-weather-fun/#comments Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:20:40 +0000 Abhay S http://blog.kushwaha.com/2007/02/14/some-weather-fun/ Okay, Kottke’s The weatherman throws up his hands post had me laughing out really hard. Given that it’s been precipitating over here in Chandigarh for past 4-5 days continuously, the post is appropriate and funny. Go read it.

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Recently I came across the collector’s edition of Calvin & Hobbes: The Complete Calvin & Hobbes. This includes all the syndicated strips plus all special illustrated stories and poems that have appeared in individual books. Plus an original introduction by the man himself, Bill Watterson. There are full-colour covers and spot art pieces all over the collection too. All this in 3 hardbound books in a box.

I ordered it. Sort of a New Year’s gift to myself. Got it on January 29.

Some photos:
The Complete Calvin & Hobbes Collector's Edition Bookset (View 1) The Complete Calvin & Hobbes Collector's Edition Bookset (View 2) The Complete Calvin & Hobbes Collector's Edition Bookset - Open The Complete Calvin & Hobbes Collector's Edition Bookset - Open (View 2)

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  • Police yet to nab criminals behind murder of VSNL (The Times of India) Apparently the Tata owned company has been murdered and the search is on to nab the criminals in Bihar. How the murder of an engineer of the company came to be called the murder of the company is also still a mystery.

November 21, 2006

  • Bomb-like object explodes in Pimpri (The Times of India) It was a crude device. It exploded. Police says it was a ‘crude bomb’. Newspaper says it was only like one but not really the real thing. Perhaps it’s only a bomb if something gets destroyed or somebody gets injured.
  • Doc dies after high-rise jump (The Times of India) A doctor jumps to his death off of a multi-story building to be christened the best high-jumper ever who jumped so high that he died when he landed.
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]]> http://blog.kushwaha.com/2006/10/28/slashdot-geeks-comment-on-webvastu/feed/ 0 A Curse… http://blog.kushwaha.com/2006/10/13/a-curse/ http://blog.kushwaha.com/2006/10/13/a-curse/#comments Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:16:37 +0000 Abhay S http://blog.kushwaha.com/2006/10/13/a-curse/ I just cursed a friend thus:

god is a witness to your crime. you will eat more salt than what is prescribed for a man of your body mass with your activity profile and consequently you will have to drink more water and piss more and in one such visits to the loo, you will become obsessed with the idea of painting your toilet bright candy pink and in the process of the said painting, dunk your finger in the paint and draw hearts on the toilet seat just as your best friend walks in to find out doing that, takes a photo and sends it to all your friends.

:-P

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